Last night off campus you say?
Sure, ill just sit here and watch AVPM.
Giving Thanks →
Blogging, in case the world would like to know. →
Icing on my pants from carrot cake
Tried to lick off, cannot reach. Darn jeans.
A nice Thanksgiving giggle →
Never Let Me Go: How to Shower Like a Man →
maryymack: hawaiiansdonotblog: Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the ‘woo-woo’ sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch… What the fuck. Why was that so funny? I died through the whole thing. This is how I...
HP Books according to Draco Malfoy
Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake Draco Malfoy and the Better-than-Potter’s Broomstick Draco Malfoy and Hagrid’s Bloody Chicken Draco Malfoy and the Year His Father Would Hear About Draco Malfoy and the Inquisitorial Squad Draco Malfoy and the Vanishing Cabinet Draco Malfoy and the Year He Realized He Had Been a Douchebag
supersteph7: you will be forever missed.
Harry Potter series from Hermione's point of view:
thunderheist: nuclearmedicine Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots...
Harry Potter from Voldemort's point of view
betty-draper: Voldemort and This Fucking Baby Voldemort and Climbin’ In Your Window, Petrifyin’ Your Mudbloods Up Voldemort and I’m Not In This One Voldemort and GUESS WHO’S BACK, BACK AGAIN Voldemort and Inception Are you there, God? It’s me. Voldemort. Voldemort and This Fucking Kid.
Literally every class that I selected a week ago...
likedemolition: WHAT THE FUCK I HAD SUCH AN AMAZING SCHEDULE AND NOW IT’S GOING TO BE HORSESHIT. The way to do it is schedule two hours before your sign up time. that way, you dont get disappointed about classes you couldn’t have signed up for anyway. Just a trick i thought i’d share
How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot! / The world forgetting, by the...– Alexander Pope
If Hogwarts had WiFi
teamfreewill-: hereforpizza:timeisgalle0ns:wearedustandshadows:chinrest: MULTIPLE CRISES AVERTED. INTERNET SAVES LIVES BLOG ‘10