July 2011
25 Things from the 90s We Hope Never Come Back →
collegehumor:
“Boo-yah! This list is all that and a bag of chips!!!’
Favorites: Thug Looney Tunes Shirts, Beenie Babies, Overalls, SURGE
June 2011
Hide and seek for adults.
itsmekathrynn:
beatitlikeadrum-rumpabumbum:
greeengummybear11:
HOLY SHIT
o: i wanna play hide and seek like that!
LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING BOSS
THE DEFINITION OF SWAG.
HOLY FUCK.. O:
OMGOsH…
The Fault in Our Stars
fishingboatproceeds:
The Fault in Our Stars is the title of my new book, which you can preorder here.
(The publication date on that page is wrong, although I don’t yet know how wrong.)
The title is inspired by a famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar. The nobleman Cassius says to Brutus, “The fault, dear Brutus is not in our stars, / But in ourselves, that we are underlings.”
88 Brilliant Examples of Forced Perspective... →
20 ways to survive in a horror movie. →
gay-jay:
A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
There are...
“I think that if I ever have kids, and they are upset, I won’t tell them that...”
– The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via eximious)
THIS IS THE QUIZ THAT SORTED ME. IF YOU ARE UNSURE... →
Once a Hufflepuff, always a Hufflepuff
“Debating the mere existence of God is a way of avoiding the deeper and more...”
– John Green (via watchmespincircles)
hahah my kid's gonna be this smart one day.
wherethedopethingsare:
Like A Fucking BOSS
5 Psych Experiments That Sounded Fun (Until They... →
Pretty cool experiments if you ask me
TITLE OF JOHN GREEN'S NEW BOOK RELEASED! →
Watchobliviatethemind:
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II - THE FINAL TRAILER
Sitting in the beach house, knowing no one is...
Walk outside, and the neighbor two doors down is lighting up on the porch… in the rainstorm. I pretend like i didn’t come outside to see who was smoking, avoid verbal contact of any kind, and quietly ninja my way back inside. Awkward
There is nothing like finishing your fourth book in a week, and truly enjoying every single line you read.
Watchamandanicole96:
clumsycardhouse:
eHarmony girl named Debby who loves cats. OMG, lmfaoo.
omg its my future
I wonder how she feels about puppies…
SENIOR WEEK 2011 WHOOOOO
Except I’m not a senior, not getting drunk on the beach, and not making poor life decisions.
Instead, I read Diary and An Abundance of Katherines, will probably keep relaxing in the same manner for the rest of the week. Onto Paper Towns and The Perks of Being a Wallflower!
Not to shabby in my opinion
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
The student's name was Albert Einstein. Brilliant.
nice
Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing...
yougaveyourbodytothelonely:
2oteturii:
goddamnshark:
empressandiiskywalker:
urethrafranklin:
HE ALSO HAS A PEG LEG
can this be my dad
oh my cod
omg
Watchcollegehumor:
Harry Potter Trailer for People Who Don’t Know about Harry Potter
I’m sorry, Harry who?
